The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10796. | Enrique (zero90) | 87.46 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 10797. | Sameer (socoolsameer) | 87.45 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 10798. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 10799. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 87.45 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 10800. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 87.45 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 10801. | Philip (phlipster) | 87.44 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 10802. | Frank (fjp9) | 87.44 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 10803. | William (wombats_) | 87.44 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 10804. | Louis (louislarry) | 87.44 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 10805. | Dr. Laps (gtraballo) | 87.44 | 94% | 2015-03-25 |
| 10806. | Ashiful (conquestace) | 87.43 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 10807. | madina (madina_a) | 87.43 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 10808. | Ben Asam (bemarc) | 87.43 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10809. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 10810. | valgard (valgardg) | 87.43 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 10811. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 87.43 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 10812. | Marcus (h_mph) | 87.42 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 10813. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 87.42 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 10814. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 87.42 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 10815. | Jesse (jexed) | 87.41 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 10816. | Evan (zinctoo) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10817. | Meyers (mastermeyers) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10818. | Melody (melody313) | 87.41 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10819. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 87.41 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 10820. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 87.41 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 10821. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 87.41 | 96.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 10822. | JC (jcfermin) | 87.41 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 10823. | jim (aquarius1102) | 87.41 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 10824. | Josh (randomidiotx) | 87.40 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 10825. | Darude_Sandwhich (homerjayf... | 87.40 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |