With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8850. | noviaocean (starryeyes) | 87.19 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 8851. | Tristan (yeking) | 87.19 | 96.6% | 2024-01-11 |
| 8852. | Nathan (uchytiln) | 87.19 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 8853. | Nicholas (atticcraft) | 87.19 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 8854. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 87.19 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 8855. | Gideon (gwong97) | 87.19 | 96% | 2016-12-16 |
| 8856. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 87.18 | 98% | 2025-10-16 |
| 8857. | Lebron James (lebronraymone... | 87.18 | 97.1% | 2025-03-14 |
| 8858. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 87.18 | 99.1% | 2024-11-26 |
| 8859. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 8860. | takutaku (solana4149) | 87.18 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 8861. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 87.18 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 8862. | Bleh (entropian) | 87.18 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 8863. | Emmanuel (khwarz) | 87.17 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8864. | buns (agntzro) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8865. | caique (caiquelira) | 87.17 | 98% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8866. | ss46 (gohaney34) | 87.16 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 8867. | Henry (h___) | 87.16 | 95.9% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8868. | :o (pc_jones) | 87.16 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8869. | stef (ihasstuff) | 87.15 | 96.9% | 2023-08-20 |
| 8870. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 87.15 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8871. | bigchick (bigchickbird) | 87.14 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 8872. | Darth (rakin000) | 87.14 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 8873. | Jack (jackpalaia) | 87.14 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 8874. | Bodkin (bodkinblue) | 87.14 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8875. | captain (fegit) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8876. | Jules (jolsefu) | 87.12 | 96.5% | 2025-02-27 |
| 8877. | coolbeans (jaydaberliew) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8878. | Heath (heathcorp) | 87.12 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| 8879. | Ishtmeet (ish_75wpm) | 87.12 | 96% | 2017-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |