So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8150. | Shawheen (shawheen) | 89.87 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 8151. | Omar (omarino) | 89.86 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 8152. | Arlind (arlind) | 89.86 | 92% | 2012-11-16 |
| 8153. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 89.85 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 8154. | J (jrequa) | 89.85 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8155. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 89.85 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 8156. | Ben (lpisgood) | 89.85 | 100% | 2011-06-23 |
| 8157. | Dejan (exlargy) | 89.84 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 8158. | Zaid (zaids) | 89.84 | 97.4% | 2023-07-18 |
| 8159. | Mephist (memphis) | 89.84 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 8160. | mpizz (mpizz) | 89.84 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 8161. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 89.83 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8162. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 89.83 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8163. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8164. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 89.83 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 8165. | fatigued fingers (ballersta... | 89.83 | 92% | 2012-08-25 |
| 8166. | Daniel (superpanda64) | 89.82 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8167. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 89.82 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8168. | rock dog (generic_exe) | 89.82 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8169. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 89.82 | 99% | 2017-05-10 |
| 8170. | Ludwig (ludway) | 89.81 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 8171. | Jean-Pierre (xenogenesis) | 89.81 | 100% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8172. | telekinetic (telekineticfool) | 89.81 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 8173. | Deus (deusdeceit) | 89.80 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8174. | G. (appellative) | 89.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 8175. | Alex. (forger) | 89.79 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 8176. | ---> (countyeq) | 89.79 | 93% | 2012-03-01 |
| 8177. | DarthVader (usernamessuck) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8178. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 89.78 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| 8179. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |