As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22433. | Abdullah (abdullah421) | 54.94 | 96.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 22434. | Skepo (michiishere) | 54.94 | 88% | 2015-09-25 |
| 22435. | princeton (santabiii) | 54.94 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 22436. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 54.94 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 22437. | Angel (rathgormack) | 54.94 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 22438. | paveN (paven_) | 54.93 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22439. | marco (xqz_u) | 54.93 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 22440. | sahith (sahith) | 54.92 | 93% | 2022-12-19 |
| 22441. | Eazon (eazon) | 54.92 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
| 22442. | Kaz (zbrunner1) | 54.92 | 89% | 2021-05-21 |
| 22443. | Mujtaba (smh331987) | 54.92 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
| 22444. | Xyexs (xyexs) | 54.91 | 91% | 2015-05-06 |
| 22445. | Harvey (herbielemon) | 54.91 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 22446. | Lammain (lam3082004) | 54.91 | 95% | 2023-07-03 |
| 22447. | Eslam (eslamalien) | 54.91 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 22448. | Milos (bllex) | 54.90 | 94% | 2020-08-15 |
| 22449. | MIchael (toamsz) | 54.89 | 94% | 2023-04-07 |
| 22450. | Misa (misa50) | 54.89 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 22451. | Juun (juunmuus) | 54.89 | 87% | 2015-11-28 |
| 22452. | megatron (ahnomi) | 54.89 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 22453. | H4Z1F (h4z1f) | 54.89 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 22454. | Govind (404fixer) | 54.89 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 22455. | Sanjay (sanjaypra555) | 54.89 | 89% | 2016-12-20 |
| 22456. | Ashraya (ashrayas) | 54.89 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 22457. | Mohammad (qwertland123) | 54.88 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 22458. | Floor (floor_) | 54.88 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 22459. | allan byaruhanga (allantheg... | 54.88 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22460. | Alexander (lexotypefast) | 54.87 | 93% | 2023-01-27 |
| 22461. | Milon (samilon) | 54.87 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 22462. | Tenzin (tenzin318) | 54.87 | 94% | 2020-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |