The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8258. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 92.57 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
8259. | Luka (lukoloz) | 92.57 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
8260. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 92.57 | — | 2011-04-23 |
8261. | Jeld (jeld) | 92.56 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
8262. | Andrew (andmarek) | 92.56 | 95% | 2015-12-04 |
8263. | Taisei (taisei) | 92.56 | — | 2010-08-25 |
8264. | David (valkarth) | 92.56 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
8265. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 92.56 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
8266. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 92.56 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
8267. | denonderut (icybot) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
8268. | Sean (djallstar) | 92.55 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
8269. | J (coughee) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
8270. | Prum (1sreng) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
8271. | George (george_the_scourge) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
8272. | Kevin (kevincls) | 92.54 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
8273. | Liem (wavuan) | 92.54 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
8274. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
8275. | Phil (mxclear) | 92.53 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
8276. | Cameron (gypsum) | 92.53 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
8277. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 92.53 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
8278. | JohnDorian (gocheese) | 92.53 | — | 2008-08-23 |
8279. | Robert (stantor) | 92.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
8280. | Moritz (elagon) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
8281. | Ya (danielstroby) | 92.52 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
8282. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 92.51 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
8283. | J (jdizzla) | 92.51 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
8284. | George (gggritso) | 92.51 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
8285. | Cal (raceto151) | 92.51 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
8286. | Tyler (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
8287. | Cinari (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |