Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8553. | rip byron (don_) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 8554. | Greased (greaseddog) | 89.09 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 8555. | Jo (kazekidou) | 89.09 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 8556. | Tim (timvermeulen) | 89.09 | 98% | 2014-07-02 |
| 8557. | Justin (tokomaki) | 89.08 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 8558. | Chris (chrissstone) | 89.08 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 8559. | ph (phmi) | 89.08 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8560. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 89.08 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
| 8561. | late_runner (late_runner) | 89.08 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8562. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 89.08 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8563. | megan (monchaton) | 89.07 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 8564. | ceique (yogs) | 89.07 | 92% | 2013-09-03 |
| 8565. | Declan (deccazz) | 89.07 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8566. | jo (divergingfrompintos) | 89.07 | 92% | 2013-03-30 |
| 8567. | Dedrik (dedrik) | 89.07 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8568. | Tina (teenytina) | 89.07 | 91% | 2012-08-11 |
| 8569. | Greg (gwself) | 89.06 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| 8570. | Mayank (minkk777) | 89.06 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 8571. | Red Guy (theotherredguy) | 89.06 | 96.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8572. | Owen (ronnyanddonny) | 89.06 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 8573. | Blake (btriana) | 89.05 | 95% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8574. | ash (mikadole) | 89.05 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 8575. | Peter (speedytheturtle) | 89.05 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 8576. | °Harvéy Ả.™ (harvey_... | 89.04 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 8577. | S. Piss (spissf) | 89.04 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 8578. | Richard (rdtr8) | 89.04 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 8579. | Abdo (zxiest) | 89.03 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 8580. | Jeanne (banchan) | 89.03 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 8581. | Desi (desimunda) | 89.02 | 92% | 2016-05-10 |
| 8582. | Spyros (soulis) | 89.02 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |