So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11306. | yasmin (yasminplus) | 82.49 | 92% | 2011-05-02 |
11307. | Matti (laakos) | 82.49 | — | 2009-10-24 |
11308. | Jake (pickofdestiny) | 82.49 | 89% | 2013-10-24 |
11309. | Reynol (arsen714) | 82.48 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
11310. | Maria (mariapuporivero) | 82.48 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
11311. | Esme (esmeb56) | 82.48 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
11312. | paulo (ufvpaulo) | 82.48 | — | 2009-09-05 |
11313. | Kieran (reptunia) | 82.48 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
11314. | Fuh (sheesh) | 82.48 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
11315. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 82.48 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
11316. | Niclas (aegzor) | 82.47 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
11317. | Stuart (superstu22) | 82.47 | 92% | 2015-11-13 |
11318. | Timmy (iheretype) | 82.47 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
11319. | atarih (atarih) | 82.47 | 95% | 2014-01-13 |
11320. | Sam (full) | 82.47 | — | 2011-01-24 |
11321. | richardhh (junglyhh) | 82.47 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
11322. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 82.46 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
11323. | Moritz (mogottsch) | 82.46 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
11324. | frankie (anorxc) | 82.46 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
11325. | imuri (imuripacheco) | 82.46 | — | 2010-06-08 |
11326. | haha01haha01 (haha01haha01) | 82.46 | — | 2010-10-27 |
11327. | Gideon (gwong97) | 82.46 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
11328. | Euan (darkrygen) | 82.45 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
11329. | Peter (avezan) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
11330. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 82.45 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
11331. | Het (hettyhoyles) | 82.45 | — | 2009-05-22 |
11332. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 82.45 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
11333. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 82.45 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
11334. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 82.45 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
11335. | chachasoba (chachasoba) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |