I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11706. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11707. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 11708. | Wim (iverb) | 82.79 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11709. | ed72 (ed72) | 82.79 | 98.3% | 2024-02-14 |
| 11710. | Orb (najm) | 82.78 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11711. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11712. | Philip (piporace10) | 82.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 11713. | Etesam (smogchalk) | 82.78 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11714. | Rocky (spookiestmeme) | 82.78 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 11715. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 82.78 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11716. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 82.77 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11717. | Jef (jeffvmd) | 82.77 | 97.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11718. | Stabs (stabslive) | 82.77 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11719. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11720. | cesiu (cesiu) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11721. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 82.76 | 98% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11722. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 82.75 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 11723. | GuyTypiero (guytypiero) | 82.75 | 96.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 11724. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 82.75 | 96.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11725. | Eizo (eizoyashixd) | 82.74 | 96% | 2025-12-06 |
| 11726. | Kade (kinkade137) | 82.74 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 11727. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11728. | Mini (mnidn) | 82.73 | 96% | 2025-07-09 |
| 11729. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 82.72 | 98.4% | 2024-12-03 |
| 11730. | sdds7667 (sdds7667) | 82.72 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 11731. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 82.72 | 97.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11732. | greyb (greyb) | 82.71 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11733. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 82.71 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 11734. | \ (wozby) | 82.71 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11735. | SushiB0mber (hirakata7) | 82.70 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |