I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11751. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 85.47 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
| 11752. | Kenma (lovekenma) | 85.46 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 11753. | Johnathon West (jw0624) | 85.46 | 97.6% | 2024-10-14 |
| 11754. | Pratik (marauder_01) | 85.46 | 98.8% | 2024-03-29 |
| 11755. | SlowTyperT-T (krusty_krab10) | 85.46 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 11756. | Zach (zaccchh) | 85.46 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 11757. | blue (bluebennie) | 85.46 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11758. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 85.46 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 11759. | Lyssa (lyssalai) | 85.46 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 11760. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 85.45 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11761. | Maria (mariatran9) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 11762. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 85.45 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11763. | Andre (astrothetypist) | 85.45 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11764. | Bad (verybadwriter123) | 85.45 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 11765. | Shuckie (shuckie) | 85.44 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 11766. | nat (ilikeurmomlol) | 85.43 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 11767. | Manh (manhnguyen123) | 85.42 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11768. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 85.42 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 11769. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 85.42 | 97.2% | 2023-06-11 |
| 11770. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 85.42 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 11771. | gegg (guy_sama) | 85.42 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11772. | Manol (ari3s) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11773. | Nam (nambct) | 85.41 | 98.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11774. | Ahmed (icebreaker192837) | 85.40 | 97.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 11775. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 11776. | B (batyrn) | 85.39 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11777. | Hassaan (hassaaaaaaaan_baaa... | 85.39 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11778. | Said (surrenderordie) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11779. | Norman (oomenacka) | 85.38 | 96.3% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11780. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 85.38 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |