So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30069. | oanh (maioanh) | 52.92 | 94% | 2011-07-12 |
| 30070. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 52.91 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 30071. | TheTypist (theinfinity) | 52.91 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 30072. | un (un_gat) | 52.91 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 30073. | Fayaz (fayaz007) | 52.91 | 92% | 2021-04-03 |
| 30074. | Thomas (nunu464) | 52.91 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 30075. | Alinferno (alinferno) | 52.91 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 30076. | Wind (windopp1_) | 52.91 | 95% | 2023-04-19 |
| 30077. | pbwn (pbwn) | 52.91 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
| 30078. | Jia Herng (skyhh) | 52.91 | 95.2% | 2021-03-04 |
| 30079. | Kaleb (titanicswell) | 52.91 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 30080. | Piotr (tonsik) | 52.91 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 30081. | Sergi (brutusmag) | 52.91 | 99% | 2019-02-24 |
| 30082. | Glitch (glitch_is) | 52.91 | 85% | 2015-02-14 |
| 30083. | fear4good (fear4good) | 52.91 | 90% | 2015-10-22 |
| 30084. | Brahim (aguedou) | 52.91 | 94% | 2014-09-09 |
| 30085. | Nyxel (nyxel) | 52.90 | 92% | 2023-01-20 |
| 30086. | Kattaray (katteray) | 52.90 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 30087. | JustinBeaver (vjustin) | 52.90 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 30088. | amir (sharifuniversity) | 52.90 | 90% | 2014-08-12 |
| 30089. | Charlie (mittalmar) | 52.90 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 30090. | roden (guts0321) | 52.90 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 30091. | Delilah (delilah) | 52.90 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 30092. | Flap (flapk) | 52.89 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 30093. | Hunter (slipperyudder) | 52.89 | 91% | 2016-01-15 |
| 30094. | pd (engineer) | 52.89 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 30095. | Leon (klipsy) | 52.88 | 93% | 2013-08-16 |
| 30096. | Victor (nvctis) | 52.88 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 30097. | Abdullah (abdo5bxx) | 52.88 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 30098. | Thomas (thomy188) | 52.88 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |