The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12413. | Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12414. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 84.35 | 96.8% | 2023-09-04 |
| 12415. | Alexander (mrknyaz) | 84.35 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 12416. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 84.35 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 12417. | Munch (munch17) | 84.35 | 90% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12418. | Aleksandar (inco) | 84.35 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 12419. | Mister (ducky9008) | 84.35 | 95% | 2013-08-03 |
| 12420. | Mo (medsebri) | 84.34 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 12421. | Musashi (noble_addiction) | 84.34 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12422. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 84.34 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12423. | Nile (nilepereiraa) | 84.34 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 12424. | Tom (pugsay) | 84.34 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 12425. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 84.34 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 12426. | Maya (misssmayaaa) | 84.34 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 12427. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 84.34 | 92% | 2014-03-17 |
| 12428. | SAMUEL POLA KARTA SEMBIRING... | 84.34 | 94% | 2012-06-08 |
| 12429. | Hell (hellgee) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12430. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 84.33 | 96.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12431. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 84.33 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 12432. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12433. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 84.33 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 12434. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 84.33 | 94% | 2013-08-22 |
| 12435. | Wade (wberrier_d) | 84.33 | 96% | 2011-10-18 |
| 12436. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 84.33 | 96% | 2014-10-23 |
| 12437. | Genesis (buasch) | 84.33 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 12438. | catfree (catfree) | 84.32 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12439. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 84.32 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12440. | zack (dontgrillme) | 84.31 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 12441. | gianni (slowasf99) | 84.31 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 12442. | Ryan (ryanspeed) | 84.31 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |