So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33041. | AnKoe (ankoe) | 46.76 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 33042. | saniya (supersaniya) | 46.76 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 33043. | Mikkel (bielefeldt1) | 46.76 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 33044. | ddi (taka_chan) | 46.76 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 33045. | Mircea (mbastovoi) | 46.76 | 88% | 2014-10-06 |
| 33046. | Kevin (vortex_alley) | 46.76 | 89% | 2016-01-12 |
| 33047. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 46.75 | 85% | 2016-07-28 |
| 33048. | Dev (darkpi) | 46.75 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 33049. | ilyas (nooblearns) | 46.75 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 33050. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 46.75 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33051. | Frag_Pumpkin (frag_pumpkin) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 33052. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 46.74 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33053. | frosty (frosty59) | 46.74 | 95.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33054. | Kenneth (kenneth573) | 46.74 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 33055. | Pepe Lasalle (pepelasalle) | 46.74 | 86% | 2012-08-24 |
| 33056. | Leiz klade (leiz) | 46.74 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 33057. | a (vanazkan) | 46.73 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 33058. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 46.73 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 33059. | Newton (newtondubey) | 46.72 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 33060. | song (songjing) | 46.70 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 33061. | Kim (longoanh) | 46.70 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 33062. | marcish (marcish05) | 46.69 | 85% | 2013-01-03 |
| 33063. | Milney (yelp) | 46.69 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 33064. | abdul (abduljabbar) | 46.69 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 33065. | KG_92 (monkey_kg92) | 46.69 | 91% | 2011-06-11 |
| 33066. | keattipol (kinhkonh123) | 46.69 | 93% | 2012-07-07 |
| 33067. | Pee-On-Yee (peeonyee) | 46.69 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 33068. | Andrew (amharder) | 46.68 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 33069. | gatsby (batyousef) | 46.67 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33070. | jiji (jiji123) | 46.67 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |