Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35999. | (cesarwbr) | 40.23 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 36000. | (optical_molasses) | 40.23 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
| 36001. | (typingballer) | 40.23 | 94% | 2023-05-17 |
| 36002. | (1servant96) | 40.23 | 93% | 2022-10-15 |
| 36003. | (sharon102) | 40.22 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 36004. | (talhapk) | 40.22 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 36005. | unggoy (machairodus19) | 40.21 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 36006. | typeness_typeverdeen (typen... | 40.21 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 36007. | (joe103) | 40.21 | 95% | 2022-11-25 |
| 36008. | (jochechavez) | 40.21 | 95% | 2018-03-22 |
| 36009. | (elijahakakobe) | 40.20 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 36010. | (mihaieminescu) | 40.20 | 96% | 2012-09-28 |
| 36011. | (nnnile) | 40.20 | 87% | 2015-06-01 |
| 36012. | (wroetoshaw) | 40.20 | 91% | 2015-11-19 |
| 36013. | (arl17) | 40.20 | 93% | 2021-10-22 |
| 36014. | (isxcreamus) | 40.20 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 36015. | (anifminhaz) | 40.19 | 87% | 2016-04-01 |
| 36016. | (ardhanisky) | 40.19 | 91% | 2013-09-18 |
| 36017. | (ghin) | 40.19 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 36018. | (gustabo) | 40.19 | 91% | 2021-08-02 |
| 36019. | (trong310188) | 40.18 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 36020. | (edwinjaii) | 40.18 | 91% | 2015-08-29 |
| 36021. | (turobin) | 40.18 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 36022. | (heyyyitsamyy) | 40.18 | 92% | 2019-11-15 |
| 36023. | (kamwaa) | 40.17 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 36024. | (vaa1881) | 40.17 | 97% | 2011-10-21 |
| 36025. | (nkpcpr) | 40.17 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 36026. | (tiendung90) | 40.16 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 36027. | kula (tsunderek) | 40.16 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 36028. | (mycr0ft) | 40.16 | 97.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |