Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1056. | TinyDeer (tinydeer) | 97.92 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1057. | Eran (umm_eran) | 97.90 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1058. | James (karonar) | 97.88 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1059. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 97.88 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1060. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 97.87 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1061. | Meet (mhscool) | 97.87 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1062. | Eidolon#9856 (ponchoeidolon) | 97.86 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1063. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 97.86 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1064. | p1e (jackholly) | 97.81 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 1065. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 97.76 | 99% | 2017-08-03 |
| 1066. | Miguel (quevangel) | 97.74 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1067. | cluwei (cluwei) | 97.72 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1068. | León (lr610) | 97.70 | 100% | 2017-06-29 |
| 1069. | Emil (emle10) | 97.68 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 1070. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 97.67 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 1071. | alex (alab11) | 97.64 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1072. | Kyle (gurthyy) | 97.63 | 100% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1073. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 97.62 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1074. | Ossi (xyeet) | 97.60 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1075. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.59 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1076. | 0 (gochoo) | 97.58 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1077. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 97.57 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1078. | Justin (nexoloft) | 97.50 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1079. | Dixon (wdmuller) | 97.47 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1080. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1081. | bad (_dingus) | 97.46 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1082. | 민호 (minheo) | 97.44 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1083. | winter (enjjj) | 97.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1084. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 97.41 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1085. | lilililpy (lilililpy) | 97.40 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |