So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35580. | Henard (henard) | 39.51 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 35581. | Wanilyn (wanilynbumagat) | 39.51 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 35582. | leandro (cascalhinho) | 39.50 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 35583. | Neo (neocorpse) | 39.49 | 95% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35584. | Ashley (4shl3y) | 39.49 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 35585. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.48 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 35586. | Asma (speedy10123667567) | 39.47 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 35587. | Edigar (edigar) | 39.47 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 35588. | Alexis (parviale) | 39.46 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 35589. | pogi (pogy) | 39.46 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 35590. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 39.46 | 90% | 2012-04-21 |
| 35591. | Dave (palumb0) | 39.45 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 35592. | fnafanboi (fnafanboi) | 39.45 | 93.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35593. | cotorretes (siqui) | 39.45 | 93% | 2014-04-19 |
| 35594. | Michael (khel_diente) | 39.45 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 35595. | August (august64) | 39.45 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 35596. | Guslix (guslix) | 39.44 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 35597. | Aviansh (guptaaviansh) | 39.44 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 35598. | hilal (hilalb) | 39.44 | 87% | 2012-06-18 |
| 35599. | Raean (rayan) | 39.43 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 35600. | Alex (bluemercury) | 39.42 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 35601. | joe (maptop1029) | 39.41 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 35602. | STAR (astrshastr) | 39.39 | 93% | 2022-08-16 |
| 35603. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 39.39 | 94% | 2022-08-09 |
| 35604. | J (jm78787) | 39.38 | 94% | 2021-08-28 |
| 35605. | Anand (anandk4455) | 39.38 | 81% | 2012-08-23 |
| 35606. | hewitt (hewitt22) | 39.36 | 89% | 2017-03-24 |
| 35607. | Dedrik (dedrik) | 39.35 | 89% | 2012-11-13 |
| 35608. | Haukan (haukan) | 39.34 | 93% | 2015-01-06 |
| 35609. | audrey (audreyhepburn) | 39.34 | 94% | 2013-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |