I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11974. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 82.20 | 97.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 11975. | Charlie (charlieaux) | 82.19 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 11976. | sir (zenzir) | 82.19 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 11977. | Gerson (gers99) | 82.19 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 11978. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 82.19 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11979. | Peaches (paeches8) | 82.18 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 11980. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 82.18 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 11981. | Thomas (r1bs) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11982. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11983. | Trace (tsb2011) | 82.18 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 11984. | Victoria (victoria63) | 82.18 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 11985. | H_24 (h_24) | 82.18 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11986. | David (davester721) | 82.17 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 11987. | Sebastian (pinkpuffysebas) | 82.17 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 11988. | August (appledoor) | 82.17 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 11989. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 82.17 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 11990. | gumleet (gumleet) | 82.16 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 11991. | BartMann (bartmann) | 82.16 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 11992. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 82.16 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11993. | Micah (metro42) | 82.16 | 95% | 2024-01-29 |
| 11994. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 82.16 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 11995. | Ivanchon (ivaanhalen) | 82.16 | 99.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11996. | Ali (aloche) | 82.16 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11997. | Kat (kitty_c) | 82.16 | 91% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11998. | David (hydandata) | 82.16 | 96% | 2015-10-13 |
| 11999. | jb (woorie7) | 82.15 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12000. | BIG THINK (twitchnolantv) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 12001. | farhan (imdarkish) | 82.15 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 12002. | Jeremy (bygonebarley) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 12003. | Jeffrey (reside) | 82.15 | 87% | 2016-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |