The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14739. | I_be_damned (i_be_damned) | 35.07 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14740. | slim (ouertani) | 35.07 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 14741. | Mu (mulapaw) | 35.07 | 96% | 2013-07-01 |
| 14742. | ayteks (ayteks) | 35.06 | 88% | 2013-08-25 |
| 14743. | Micke (magicmikeee) | 35.06 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 14744. | phoebe (phoebelam) | 35.05 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 14745. | Anders (clausen) | 35.04 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 14746. | Cuckoo. (andrew006) | 35.04 | 85% | 2014-03-10 |
| 14747. | Jon (typyingmaster) | 35.04 | 94% | 2014-11-28 |
| 14748. | Zohaib Khan (zohaib153_) | 35.03 | 94% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14749. | Huy (hoalehuy) | 35.03 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14750. | Ruby (chanyoen) | 35.03 | 93% | 2012-08-10 |
| 14751. | michivous (aranda_ann07@yah... | 35.02 | 91% | 2013-10-19 |
| 14752. | chigala (chigalakingsley) | 35.02 | 93% | 2021-10-13 |
| 14753. | Janetta (netta1988) | 35.01 | 91% | 2015-07-31 |
| 14754. | Just (politehnika22) | 35.01 | 94% | 2017-09-18 |
| 14755. | ladygaga (poker) | 35.00 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 14756. | harih (masterharish) | 35.00 | 93% | 2019-06-03 |
| 14757. | Kevin (guguuvh) | 35.00 | 94% | 2019-09-06 |
| 14758. | Rockaya (speedyrockaya) | 35.00 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 14759. | lov (lovissultan) | 35.00 | 94% | 2021-04-11 |
| 14760. | xubzero (xubzero) | 35.00 | 93% | 2020-12-18 |
| 14761. | Ranveer (raverrsingh) | 34.99 | 92.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14762. | Sir (zararakas) | 34.99 | 84% | 2011-10-23 |
| 14763. | moris (moris) | 34.99 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 14764. | Bryan (tarasquetalk) | 34.98 | 86% | 2014-03-29 |
| 14765. | Steven (mrcookie100) | 34.98 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 14766. | splifeort (splifeort) | 34.98 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14767. | Joshua (joshuamax) | 34.98 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14768. | Brad (soldtheworld) | 34.97 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |