So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8832. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 88.17 | 97.4% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8833. | Cool (cooljet123) | 88.17 | 100% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8834. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.17 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8835. | Helio (heliolol) | 88.17 | 93% | 2012-11-06 |
| 8836. | Emily (ecb103) | 88.17 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 8837. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 88.16 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8838. | daniel (dpainter) | 88.16 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8839. | Oliver (arrivon) | 88.16 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 8840. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 88.16 | 97% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8841. | NAR8789 (nar8789) | 88.16 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 8842. | Gina (nannelcam) | 88.16 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 8843. | Sam (samr7x7) | 88.15 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8844. | Joshua (ttemingyu) | 88.15 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8845. | two (twopoor) | 88.15 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8846. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 8847. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 88.15 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8848. | Andufuss (andufuss) | 88.14 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8849. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 88.14 | 97.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8850. | teethmc (dudeboi63589) | 88.14 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8851. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 88.14 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8852. | justin (guest_) | 88.14 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 8853. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 88.14 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8854. | nerga (laptoptyping) | 88.13 | 99.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8855. | ja (jachan99) | 88.13 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8856. | Michael (furious1988) | 88.13 | 98% | 2012-03-23 |
| 8857. | Cheri (calevi2) | 88.13 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 8858. | Eric (draydere) | 88.12 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8859. | Ben (benr202) | 88.12 | 100% | 2012-09-12 |
| 8860. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 88.12 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8861. | sherimori (sherimori) | 88.11 | 98% | 2017-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |