Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4373. | Eoin (eoing) | 59.70 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4374. | pege (pege) | 59.70 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4375. | Maarek (cynical_autistic) | 59.69 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4376. | Ihor (seitem) | 59.69 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4377. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 59.69 | 95% | 2018-02-17 |
| 4378. | nurul (naddyaw) | 59.68 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 4379. | Mudit (n___) | 59.67 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4380. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 59.67 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 4381. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 59.66 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4382. | Gui (gonzo_) | 59.66 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 4383. | govind (rockstar0101) | 59.65 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4384. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 59.64 | 92% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4385. | ok (banadagril) | 59.63 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4386. | Vong Walker♪ (kithsreyneang) | 59.63 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4387. | Luka (kai92st) | 59.63 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4388. | Jefferson (waynexzx123) | 59.63 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4389. | Gustav (gucon) | 59.62 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4390. | YNCBearz (bear19930414) | 59.61 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4391. | hugh (davidhlin) | 59.60 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 4392. | Madai (madaicol) | 59.60 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4393. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 59.60 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 4394. | Jazz (melotea) | 59.56 | 93% | 2020-07-01 |
| 4395. | Cakes (snowclap) | 59.56 | 99% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4396. | ryujin's footrest (iankenneth) | 59.55 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4397. | Ian (gery) | 59.54 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4398. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 59.52 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4399. | Bikram (invin) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4400. | Surajit (surajit) | 59.51 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
| 4401. | Martin (elementhh) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4402. | Victor (gislaa) | 59.49 | 94% | 2018-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |