The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14651. | (hkp735) | 80.15 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 14652. | De9mond (uniwite) | 80.15 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 14653. | (zootzootie) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14654. | (wolfegang) | 80.15 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14655. | (frodocake) | 80.15 | 94% | 2014-01-08 |
| 14656. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 80.15 | 100% | 2018-10-29 |
| 14657. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 80.15 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 14658. | (vourvoul) | 80.15 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14659. | (switha) | 80.14 | 93% | 2012-12-12 |
| 14660. | (kcshamrock) | 80.14 | 94% | 2020-03-15 |
| 14661. | (stevie03) | 80.14 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 14662. | (saksham1992) | 80.14 | 95.9% | 2023-07-06 |
| 14663. | (kedi) | 80.14 | 96% | 2015-04-18 |
| 14664. | (csgomaster) | 80.14 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 14665. | (srege) | 80.14 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
| 14666. | (rocketman234) | 80.14 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 14667. | (dsehwail799) | 80.13 | 94% | 2014-09-26 |
| 14668. | (guardianeb) | 80.13 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 14669. | (chazzyfresh) | 80.13 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 14670. | (ursu718) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 14671. | Master (mast3rplay3r) | 80.13 | 96.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 14672. | (hheli) | 80.13 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 14673. | (doorknob_boi_69) | 80.13 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 14674. | Shawn (goodshawn) | 80.13 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 14675. | (praveenkaul) | 80.13 | 94% | 2012-11-28 |
| 14676. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 80.13 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 14677. | (jimminyyy) | 80.12 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 14678. | (chimichenghiskhan) | 80.12 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14679. | (sun420) | 80.12 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 14680. | (guest_) | 80.12 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |