Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16936. | Aaron (_aaron_) | 73.25 | 88% | 2016-01-22 |
| 16937. | Shadow (shadow_vedette) | 73.25 | 95% | 2022-10-20 |
| 16938. | ryan (dagamefreak94) | 73.25 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 16939. | sukh (dampness) | 73.25 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 16940. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 73.24 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 16941. | Newkeys (newkeys) | 73.24 | 97% | 2012-04-12 |
| 16942. | Robert (rtivey01) | 73.24 | 93% | 2012-01-20 |
| 16943. | Samz (sam261) | 73.24 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 16944. | kittw (kittw) | 73.24 | 93% | 2011-11-28 |
| 16945. | Eugene (rawners) | 73.24 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 16946. | Vukasin (vukashinp) | 73.24 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 16947. | Joey (kingbob111) | 73.24 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16948. | Michal (michal_sk) | 73.23 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 16949. | B (computernerd411) | 73.23 | 91% | 2014-09-09 |
| 16950. | Albert (certikbertik) | 73.23 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 16951. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 73.23 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16952. | Elias (9elias) | 73.22 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 16953. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 73.22 | 90% | 2013-03-09 |
| 16954. | P (vjkg6) | 73.22 | 94% | 2012-02-02 |
| 16955. | Mercenario (ddbill19) | 73.22 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| 16956. | Spencer (spencercobe) | 73.22 | 87% | 2016-01-25 |
| 16957. | frothy (lancetadance) | 73.22 | 92% | 2012-12-11 |
| 16958. | Daniel (gismo359) | 73.22 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 16959. | mgamble (mgamble) | 73.22 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16960. | Gswt (gswt) | 73.22 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 16961. | jisi (coldstixx) | 73.22 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 16962. | freedomisgold (freedomisgold) | 73.22 | 94% | 2021-06-27 |
| 16963. | Paul (uypaulll) | 73.22 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16964. | Jarel (jarel123) | 73.21 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 16965. | Deni (travao) | 73.21 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |