The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24293. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 65.16 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 24294. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 65.16 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 24295. | Ben (thefatman) | 65.16 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| 24296. | Dominik (unbreakable0) | 65.16 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
| 24297. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 65.16 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 24298. | Ramazan (ramazzan12) | 65.15 | 97.8% | 2023-08-26 |
| 24299. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 65.15 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 24300. | kostis (oh_yeah_go) | 65.15 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 24301. | Pearce (duezot) | 65.15 | 95% | 2017-07-21 |
| 24302. | Mikael (mmichael) | 65.15 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 24303. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 65.15 | 88% | 2014-01-29 |
| 24304. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 65.14 | 96.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24305. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24306. | benboy76 (benboy76) | 65.14 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 24307. | Brian (brdavis4) | 65.14 | 94% | 2012-06-11 |
| 24308. | Masood (004993) | 65.14 | 95% | 2012-10-01 |
| 24309. | Nicolle (picafresa) | 65.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 24310. | Spridic (spridic) | 65.13 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 24311. | Angelica (blueblackie) | 65.13 | 98% | 2015-12-27 |
| 24312. | Zach (muew) | 65.13 | 91% | 2012-11-02 |
| 24313. | Mike (monkety) | 65.13 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 24314. | Colin (colin1228) | 65.13 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 24315. | Moe (mkjay0) | 65.13 | 94% | 2020-04-18 |
| 24316. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 65.13 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 24317. | Dien (gsdien) | 65.13 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 24318. | Digvijay (digags) | 65.13 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 24319. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 65.12 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 24320. | Jim (justgaming) | 65.12 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
| 24321. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 65.12 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 24322. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 65.12 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |