I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8548. | (stepoffthegas) | 90.02 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8549. | Jeff (muscularfingers) | 90.02 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8550. | (superlorenzo) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8551. | (thewrongnumber) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 8552. | (yllim) | 90.01 | 96.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8553. | (koppix) | 90.01 | 98.5% | 2024-02-21 |
| 8554. | (gigadelic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8555. | (lukeeff) | 90.01 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 8556. | (pizzadog2) | 90.01 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 8557. | (brett_t) | 90.01 | 99% | 2015-12-10 |
| 8558. | (wackyracer23) | 89.99 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 8559. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 89.99 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 8560. | (scocopal) | 89.99 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8561. | (mewn) | 89.99 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8562. | (mellanik) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 8563. | (braneeto) | 89.99 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8564. | (capricitor) | 89.98 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 8565. | (onylith) | 89.98 | 95% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8566. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 89.98 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8567. | (gruntworker) | 89.98 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
| 8568. | (khan112233) | 89.98 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8569. | (xenaid) | 89.98 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8570. | (strajox) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8571. | mat (netman) | 89.98 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 8572. | (weejiaquan) | 89.98 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8573. | (ookamicat) | 89.98 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8574. | (yourfqace) | 89.97 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8575. | (jawnny) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8576. | (teayoumh) | 89.97 | 97% | 2026-01-05 |
| 8577. | (mimimo) | 89.97 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |