Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14931. | Dagon (aleksa1337) | 77.21 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 14932. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 77.21 | 98.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| 14933. | Jay (icytides) | 77.21 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14934. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 77.21 | 95% | 2018-01-19 |
| 14935. | East (chapstick_god) | 77.20 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
| 14936. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 14937. | karim (harake_97) | 77.20 | 99% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14938. | aj (peanut2004) | 77.20 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14939. | mtn (m0untain) | 77.20 | 98% | 2025-10-29 |
| 14940. | Mato (matoxz) | 77.19 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 14941. | Rafael (estufas) | 77.19 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 14942. | Alex (mystery262) | 77.18 | 97.6% | 2024-05-01 |
| 14943. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 77.18 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 14944. | Cray (kweikwei) | 77.18 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 14945. | Duke121 (duke121) | 77.17 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 14946. | ☠️ (smaaj) | 77.17 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14947. | eren (erenisdevil) | 77.16 | 99.5% | 2024-06-28 |
| 14948. | Asian (kiniiranai) | 77.16 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 14949. | Evan (notrabe) | 77.16 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14950. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14951. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 14952. | WARLOCK (walrlock_09) | 77.15 | 98% | 2026-02-22 |
| 14953. | soorriously (soorriously) | 77.15 | 96.2% | 2024-09-01 |
| 14954. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 77.15 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14955. | Reis (reisagainst) | 77.14 | 97.3% | 2023-08-21 |
| 14956. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 77.14 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 14957. | mj (ilangshot) | 77.14 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 14958. | Mikkel (mixmox) | 77.13 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 14959. | Paul (lmaogoshi) | 77.12 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 14960. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 77.12 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |