If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
216 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16286. | Mathias (mattitheguy) | 78.28 | 95.6% | 2023-11-27 |
| 16287. | Alexandre (vanishika) | 78.27 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 16288. | Vardhan (vardhan_77) | 78.27 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 16289. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 78.27 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 16290. | Wolferwow (baime) | 78.27 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16291. | dayy (lordie) | 78.26 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 16292. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 78.26 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 16293. | Andy (metochondria) | 78.26 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 16294. | Atos (wolfcash) | 78.26 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 16295. | Andrew (hoodiekid836) | 78.26 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 16296. | 🍜 (huinki) | 78.25 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 16297. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 78.25 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 16298. | Christine (christineway) | 78.24 | 94.9% | 2023-11-10 |
| 16299. | mhmd121 (mhmd121) | 78.24 | 98.7% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16300. | some day (hatia_34534234) | 78.24 | 97.9% | 2024-10-09 |
| 16301. | Nghia (lkg1221) | 78.24 | 100% | 2018-03-04 |
| 16302. | Gino (ginowup) | 78.23 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 16303. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 78.23 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 16304. | Truology (truology) | 78.22 | 98% | 2025-03-11 |
| 16305. | lkdsjflksjf (prishu) | 78.22 | 98.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16306. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 78.22 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 16307. | Mussa (muchab) | 78.22 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 16308. | misha (misha1363) | 78.21 | 94% | 2023-06-03 |
| 16309. | ObamaEbola (obama_has_ebola) | 78.21 | 97.8% | 2024-10-15 |
| 16310. | Luke (youwanticetea) | 78.21 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 16311. | Wyn (whynotaturtle) | 78.21 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 16312. | TangentY (colej0313) | 78.20 | 99% | 2025-09-29 |
| 16313. | trent (agentborat) | 78.20 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16314. | chuckles (beingsanctified) | 78.19 | 98% | 2025-10-28 |
| 16315. | moopy15 (moopy15) | 78.19 | 95% | 2023-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |