So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30149. | tstats[imrola] (imrola) | 52.68 | 98.5% | 2023-09-16 |
| 30150. | Matthew (mmongillo) | 52.68 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 30151. | orel (orel0050) | 52.68 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30152. | T. (fasta) | 52.68 | 93% | 2014-04-20 |
| 30153. | Arbelo (arbelo) | 52.68 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 30154. | Puan (puanpro) | 52.67 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 30155. | xsharawi (xsharawi) | 52.67 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 30156. | nguyenqb (nguyenqb) | 52.67 | 92% | 2011-10-26 |
| 30157. | Willem Brandt (willemb) | 52.66 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 30158. | Lucas (rabauk) | 52.66 | 91% | 2013-11-16 |
| 30159. | celina (celina) | 52.66 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 30160. | Ahmed (dd3x) | 52.66 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 30161. | Larissa (123lary) | 52.66 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 30162. | chelsea (casey17) | 52.66 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 30163. | Michał (nfpl404) | 52.66 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 30164. | Erika (erikamerissa) | 52.66 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 30165. | Alex (grumpyburgie) | 52.65 | 91% | 2021-06-03 |
| 30166. | Rachel (rougier89) | 52.65 | 88% | 2012-02-24 |
| 30167. | mansoor (mansoor_d) | 52.65 | 94% | 2015-03-11 |
| 30168. | Petri (akheron) | 52.65 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 30169. | wholdens (wholdens) | 52.64 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 30170. | Ajay (ajaytyper) | 52.64 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 30171. | k2K (worthwhile) | 52.64 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 30172. | Taylor (trifortay) | 52.64 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 30173. | Rahl (rahl) | 52.64 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 30174. | Winson (winlee620) | 52.64 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 30175. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 52.64 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
| 30176. | Carol (dizzyfingers) | 52.64 | 98% | 2015-05-29 |
| 30177. | Mr Y (aquafino) | 52.64 | 93% | 2016-11-11 |
| 30178. | Enrique (jegkeko) | 52.63 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |