I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10821. | Paul (idlerain) | 83.40 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 10822. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 83.40 | 94.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| 10823. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 83.40 | 95.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10824. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 83.40 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10825. | Zach (11037) | 83.40 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 10826. | Me (me_myself) | 83.40 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 10827. | Drawer (accouchement) | 83.39 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 10828. | Will (carbohydra) | 83.39 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 10829. | Anshu79 (anshu79) | 83.38 | 96.7% | 2024-07-20 |
| 10830. | john (jphou) | 83.38 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 10831. | Dakota (dakotalade) | 83.38 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 10832. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 83.38 | 97.2% | 2025-01-14 |
| 10833. | TK (filfirst) | 83.37 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 10834. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 83.37 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10835. | James (jmather1) | 83.37 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 10836. | Karan (iamkaran) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 10837. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10838. | GodIsGood (cruz989) | 83.36 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 10839. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 83.36 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 10840. | RRKS (rrks43) | 83.36 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 10841. | Richy (richy__) | 83.35 | 97% | 2025-04-25 |
| 10842. | Heath (heathcorp) | 83.35 | 96.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 10843. | Lior (lonfrost1) | 83.35 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 10844. | JEYEM (jmiracleee) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 10845. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 83.34 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 10846. | Chase (chasechai) | 83.34 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 10847. | Jason (jkxm) | 83.33 | 97.2% | 2024-11-28 |
| 10848. | Sandy (sandykerr20) | 83.33 | 95.8% | 2023-11-29 |
| 10849. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 83.33 | 97.6% | 2025-02-18 |
| 10850. | :o (pc_jones) | 83.33 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |