As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17163. | John (caduke) | 68.05 | 96% | 2016-09-17 |
17164. | Tony (takkystark) | 68.04 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
17165. | Nykolas (nykk) | 68.04 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
17166. | Ibrahim (ibrahim0909) | 68.04 | 96% | 2025-05-13 |
17167. | Pramod (pramod_hamal) | 68.04 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
17168. | mcga (mcga) | 68.04 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
17169. | Kangin (j2kim21) | 68.04 | 94% | 2020-02-07 |
17170. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 68.04 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
17171. | Saksham (saksham_) | 68.03 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
17172. | Hayden (revivalist_4) | 68.03 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
17173. | Harjot (harjot2000) | 68.03 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
17174. | hugh (spoop) | 68.03 | 94.7% | 2021-02-21 |
17175. | Deno (dev_op) | 68.03 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
17176. | Jay (80234323r) | 68.03 | 92% | 2016-09-07 |
17177. | jentots (jentotz) | 68.03 | 99% | 2016-03-22 |
17178. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 68.03 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
17179. | Sour (sourbraix) | 68.02 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
17180. | Ethan (eg083) | 68.02 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
17181. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 68.02 | 92% | 2016-02-23 |
17182. | Save Gaza! (scisaif) | 68.02 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
17183. | Reza (rapprat) | 68.02 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
17184. | Vincent (vkillerz) | 68.02 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
17185. | Jack (jackmiller996) | 68.02 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
17186. | Mirra (mirra93) | 68.02 | 96% | 2016-07-11 |
17187. | I hate red switches (younkk) | 68.01 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
17188. | NMP (againstallodds) | 68.01 | 99% | 2023-10-13 |
17189. | Wake (wakethefake) | 68.01 | 94% | 2020-09-27 |
17190. | Alarcon (a1arc0n) | 68.01 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
17191. | Kristoffer (igotskillz1337) | 68.01 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
17192. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 68.00 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |