Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7347. | Addison (hypos) | 92.08 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 7348. | Paul (pauldh) | 92.07 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 7349. | Detulak (subzerosoulz) | 92.07 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7350. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 92.07 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7351. | Jack (j0em0m) | 92.07 | 98.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7352. | Ἀριάδνη (dvorak_is_... | 92.07 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
| 7353. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 92.06 | 99% | 2014-02-12 |
| 7354. | Orieoh (orieoh) | 92.06 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 7355. | Spencer (soliloquial) | 92.05 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 7356. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 92.05 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 7357. | Scan (scherzo) | 92.05 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 7358. | Michael (thechosenguan1999) | 92.05 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7359. | Sun (sunflower61) | 92.05 | 97.7% | 2023-06-01 |
| 7360. | SanjaySK (sanjaysk) | 92.05 | 97.4% | 2023-08-18 |
| 7361. | Matthew (juanspoon) | 92.05 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 7362. | Josiah (josiaharroyo) | 92.05 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 7363. | Voldemort (growthmindset) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 7364. | firefingers (firefingers) | 92.03 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 7365. | Geo (godex) | 92.03 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 7366. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 92.03 | 97.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 7367. | Thomas (thommythethird) | 92.03 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 7368. | steelmonkey (thecornhobble) | 92.02 | 92% | 2015-10-13 |
| 7369. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 92.02 | 93% | 2014-08-16 |
| 7370. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 92.02 | 98% | 2014-10-30 |
| 7371. | Luna (vexara) | 92.01 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 7372. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 92.01 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 7373. | dayqpi (dayqpi) | 92.00 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 7374. | Saucter (saucter) | 92.00 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 7375. | Yan Qing (yq0102) | 92.00 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 7376. | Dr Blue (dr_blue) | 92.00 | 95% | 2014-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |