I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6926. | TheOGGAG (theoggag) | 94.54 | 97% | 2023-10-29 |
| 6927. | rvlx (rvlx) | 94.54 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 6928. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 94.54 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 6929. | Max (thionylchloride) | 94.53 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 6930. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.53 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
| 6931. | Joshua (mochi0607) | 94.53 | 94% | 2021-11-05 |
| 6932. | Eric (ec052002) | 94.52 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 6933. | Justin (xxshadowwolf) | 94.52 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 6934. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 94.52 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 6935. | Lorenzo (lorenzo_) | 94.51 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 6936. | Umar (u_yousafzai54) | 94.51 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 6937. | Pieman (pieman353) | 94.50 | 97.8% | 2023-11-16 |
| 6938. | Tiffany (txtxxu) | 94.50 | 95% | 2017-11-29 |
| 6939. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 94.50 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 6940. | tstats[rajini_taliva] (raji... | 94.50 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 6941. | Job (job007) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6942. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 94.48 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 6943. | Andrei (headpats) | 94.48 | 99% | 2025-04-01 |
| 6944. | grogdor (grogdor) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6945. | Jin (jinleung) | 94.48 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6946. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 94.47 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 6947. | Voiskah (voiskah) | 94.47 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 6948. | mwizard (mwizard) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6949. | Takeshi (takeshi_workman) | 94.46 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 6950. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 94.46 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 6951. | De9mond (uniwite) | 94.46 | 96.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 6952. | Emil (emle10) | 94.46 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 6953. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 94.46 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 6954. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 94.46 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 6955. | Ben (bencrbcp) | 94.45 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |