So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12142. | J. (indazone) | 81.26 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
| 12143. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12144. | Derek (averagetrap) | 81.26 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12145. | Ivan (seivo) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12146. | Cal (calt77) | 81.25 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 12147. | jack (jackerdd) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12148. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 81.25 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 12149. | (spudvorak) | 81.25 | 95.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12150. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 81.25 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 12151. | poot (poot11708) | 81.24 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12152. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 81.24 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12153. | Last (laaast) | 81.24 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| 12154. | icosaedru (achimia) | 81.24 | 100% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12155. | Pirastro (tableya) | 81.24 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 12156. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 81.24 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 12157. | Nate (leclownfou) | 81.24 | 99% | 2017-07-21 |
| 12158. | Selinski (itz_selinski) | 81.23 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12159. | Maarek (zechs6437) | 81.23 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 12160. | Charles (dubman1) | 81.23 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12161. | tstats[metroidam11] (metroi... | 81.23 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 12162. | Grog (grogdk) | 81.23 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12163. | Naqet (naqet) | 81.23 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 12164. | chiucy (chiucy) | 81.23 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 12165. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 81.23 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 12166. | Aleksandar (inco) | 81.23 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 12167. | Mayara (marezita) | 81.22 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12168. | Zams0 (oofman666) | 81.22 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 12169. | Bubba (pumkinsmasher57) | 81.22 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12170. | Nathan (nate_k_) | 81.22 | 92% | 2014-06-17 |
| 12171. | Downtempo (33ro) | 81.22 | 94% | 2016-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |