I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3761. | Peetor (milleniumpoo) | 81.11 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3762. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 81.10 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3763. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 81.09 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3764. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 81.08 | 99% | 2020-03-15 |
| 3765. | Liam (wdodds_colemak) | 81.08 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3766. | Daniel (dring157) | 81.07 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 3767. | jessica (holowaifu) | 81.06 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3768. | qwer (sadef) | 81.06 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3769. | Max (max_pinc) | 81.06 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3770. | Future Dan (futuredan) | 81.05 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 3771. | Alex (rbnbn) | 81.05 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3772. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 81.04 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3773. | lean (bryanlean4) | 81.04 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 3774. | Dimitri (snifflingmoon) | 81.01 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 3775. | unlunlunlun (higuy123456789) | 81.01 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3776. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 81.01 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 3777. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 81.00 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 3778. | Grinky (grinky) | 81.00 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3779. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 81.00 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 3780. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.99 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3781. | Salmon (pillowend) | 80.92 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3782. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 80.91 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3783. | Stas (tracersm) | 80.91 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3784. | Leandro (darklbp) | 80.91 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3785. | skizzie (skizzie) | 80.90 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3786. | they used to say we would n... | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3787. | Aman (amanr300) | 80.87 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3788. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3789. | Ikuya (eternal198) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3790. | Kek (sterz1) | 80.86 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |