I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10162. | Jay (wolfjay757) | 89.68 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 10163. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 89.68 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 10164. | Process (szen) | 89.67 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10165. | Eric (grooster99) | 89.67 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 10166. | kennedy (itsyourboyme) | 89.66 | 99% | 2026-01-05 |
| 10167. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 89.66 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 10168. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 89.66 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 10169. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 89.66 | 96.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 10170. | Greg (greghinton) | 89.66 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 10171. | John (john_arthars) | 89.65 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10172. | Purple (komnambongo) | 89.65 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 10173. | b1ackout (fufel) | 89.64 | 97% | 2025-11-18 |
| 10174. | Brendon (diarrhoea_face) | 89.64 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10175. | see you dont bump his head ... | 89.64 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 10176. | favour (teempakguy) | 89.64 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 10177. | Ted (hh535) | 89.64 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 10178. | krypt (saintlaurent_) | 89.63 | 97.8% | 2025-06-01 |
| 10179. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 89.63 | 99.4% | 2025-04-29 |
| 10180. | terence (youdecipher) | 89.63 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 10181. | deny (sherloinn) | 89.63 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 10182. | sean (tak32) | 89.63 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10183. | Grinky (grinky) | 89.63 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 10184. | air96 aloe (jimbobnoob) | 89.63 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 10185. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 89.62 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 10186. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 89.62 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 10187. | Francesco (sevencatsinn) | 89.62 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10188. | Malachi (kolache3) | 89.61 | 98.8% | 2024-07-17 |
| 10189. | Smackula (smackula) | 89.60 | 96% | 2025-03-03 |
| 10190. | Cloudy (bluem23) | 89.60 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 10191. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 89.60 | 97.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |