I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15947. | bawty rippa (bbbrandon) | 73.70 | 95% | 2019-05-24 |
| 15948. | ZlatiT (zlatit) | 73.69 | 98.5% | 2025-04-24 |
| 15949. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 73.69 | 95.1% | 2025-04-18 |
| 15950. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 73.69 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 15951. | joe (meanderingalong) | 73.69 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15952. | Delaney (analog) | 73.69 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
| 15953. | Torrey (garveyt) | 73.68 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15954. | Masum (masumrana) | 73.68 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 15955. | thegingertypingmaster (theg... | 73.68 | 95% | 2024-04-01 |
| 15956. | ahmed saif (ahmedsaif) | 73.68 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 15957. | . (kentopella) | 73.68 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 15958. | Catman (catman847) | 73.68 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 15959. | Laurence (zpmncl) | 73.68 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15960. | Nova (im_nova0104) | 73.68 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 15961. | Jim (its_jim) | 73.68 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 15962. | Tyler (tylere216) | 73.67 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15963. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 73.66 | 94% | 2023-04-25 |
| 15964. | Dylan (chrunchy) | 73.66 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 15965. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 73.66 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 15966. | Fast (cooloppo) | 73.66 | 96% | 2015-05-07 |
| 15967. | Grinky (grinky) | 73.66 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 15968. | Vovvie (vovvie16) | 73.65 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 15969. | Khai (emiya420) | 73.65 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15970. | vinc4n (vinc4n) | 73.65 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 15971. | Far (farhan2019) | 73.65 | 98.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 15972. | Jack (phntm5569) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15973. | Adam (goodboyadam) | 73.65 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 15974. | Jenny (arimii) | 73.65 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 15975. | Rishi (_slow_typer) | 73.64 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 15976. | Murad (muradeliyev) | 73.64 | 96.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |