Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8710. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 104.86 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 8711. | Thomas (aeay) | 104.86 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 8712. | Robert (october414) | 104.86 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 8713. | Trai (trainguyen2402) | 104.85 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8714. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 104.85 | 97.7% | 2024-03-14 |
| 8715. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 104.85 | 92% | 2011-06-23 |
| 8716. | Marchal (fuxii) | 104.85 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 8717. | MJ (mj_02) | 104.84 | 98% | 2025-08-17 |
| 8718. | yo (doei) | 104.84 | 96% | 2016-08-20 |
| 8719. | Timao (timaotheos) | 104.83 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 8720. | Vincent (tensortorch) | 104.83 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 8721. | Steve (srd93) | 104.83 | 99% | 2021-12-05 |
| 8722. | jesse (catdog9000) | 104.83 | 96% | 2024-03-31 |
| 8723. | Declan (deccazz) | 104.83 | 98.5% | 2023-07-19 |
| 8724. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 104.83 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 8725. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 104.83 | 98% | 2014-06-16 |
| 8726. | Steven (xuqc01) | 104.82 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 8727. | zyqrjh (zyqrjh) | 104.82 | 98.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 8728. | Edisa (snoopy34) | 104.82 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 8729. | Grim (grimpansen) | 104.82 | 89% | 2016-03-31 |
| 8730. | Joshua (parkourman) | 104.82 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
| 8731. | Fart (chuckster73) | 104.81 | 96.9% | 2023-07-03 |
| 8732. | JeremyLoves (karenismywaifu) | 104.81 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 8733. | HawksCardinals (hawkscardin... | 104.81 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 8734. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 104.81 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 8735. | Amelia (littlebighaha) | 104.81 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 8736. | 2oh3 (andrew2oh3) | 104.80 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8737. | Liam (origma) | 104.80 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8738. | (ipzynl) | 104.80 | 93% | 2012-12-02 |
| 8739. | Navn (navee1292) | 104.80 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |