And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7591. | Séamus (shay42) | 103.71 | 98% | 2015-12-25 |
| 7592. | Ana (nanerkins) | 103.71 | 99% | 2014-01-16 |
| 7593. | Alex (alexe) | 103.71 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 7594. | Nicole (n_h999) | 103.71 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 7595. | b lmao (matt16861) | 103.70 | 93% | 2014-04-07 |
| 7596. | justin (imbigman) | 103.69 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 7597. | viel (viel19) | 103.68 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 7598. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 103.68 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 7599. | (ach3ron) | 103.67 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7600. | Wesley (stillcallow) | 103.67 | 96% | 2011-12-08 |
| 7601. | smungathon (winkmarketresea... | 103.67 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 7602. | P (pacochen) | 103.66 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 7603. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 103.66 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 7604. | Master (nasty121) | 103.66 | 96% | 2013-02-19 |
| 7605. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 103.66 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 7606. | Me (hm29168) | 103.66 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 7607. | GGEZREKTLMAO (grimlon) | 103.65 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7608. | Joe (shmooo) | 103.65 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 7609. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 103.65 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 7610. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 103.65 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 7611. | the guy (stephengameryt) | 103.65 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 7612. | Adrian (apnestico) | 103.65 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 7613. | Prabal (bloodymickey) | 103.65 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 7614. | varkiziotis (slow_like_ribas) | 103.64 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7615. | Josh (entarctica) | 103.64 | 97% | 2013-09-26 |
| 7616. | journeyed (journeyed) | 103.64 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 7617. | Adrien (reveparti) | 103.64 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 7618. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 103.64 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 7619. | Antte (antte) | 103.63 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7620. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 103.63 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |