Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1302. | John (acidblue) | 68.66 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1303. | Edebus (edebus) | 68.66 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1304. | Dylan (thedylpickle) | 68.65 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1305. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 68.63 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 1306. | Stove (ne0terik) | 68.59 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1307. | Tom (bobtom8482) | 68.58 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1308. | //chi (chicior) | 68.58 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1309. | Kemal (sorryforthis) | 68.57 | 97% | 2018-07-09 |
| 1310. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 68.56 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1311. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 68.55 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1312. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 68.48 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 1313. | George (turtlerocker) | 68.47 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1314. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 68.43 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1315. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 68.40 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
| 1316. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 68.38 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 1317. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 68.37 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 1318. | Alex (grim_polar_fox) | 68.36 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 1319. | Ui (so_ta) | 68.34 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1320. | Paron (paronsrpk) | 68.32 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1321. | Alper (alper1) | 68.28 | 95% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1322. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 68.28 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1323. | andrewxd (andrewxd) | 68.27 | 95% | 2017-07-05 |
| 1324. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 68.27 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1325. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 68.27 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1326. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 68.26 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1327. | Jan (kenaj) | 68.24 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1328. | Ali (bronzor16) | 68.24 | 93% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1329. | Ken (khenggy) | 68.22 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1330. | Biased (biased) | 68.19 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 1331. | Chaddog (svd997) | 68.16 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |