Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3353. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 66.29 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3354. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 66.29 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
| 3355. | Lam (18600352) | 66.27 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3356. | Matland (matland) | 66.27 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3357. | (shoy2) | 66.24 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3358. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 66.23 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3359. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 66.23 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3360. | Hayden (doge_town) | 66.22 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3361. | Parsa (parsal) | 66.22 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3362. | Stefan (stephen27) | 66.22 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 3363. | Lone (lonefr) | 66.21 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3364. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 66.19 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 3365. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 66.17 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3366. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 66.17 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3367. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 66.17 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3368. | Richard (richarddow) | 66.17 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3369. | Alex (grim_polar_fox) | 66.15 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 3370. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 66.15 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3371. | Matt (mattseid) | 66.14 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 3372. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 66.11 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 3373. | wao (sendnudesplease) | 66.11 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3374. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 66.10 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3375. | light (pinkyhurts) | 66.10 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3376. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 66.09 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3377. | Mathieu (leginacl) | 66.09 | 94% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3378. | Co_shu_nie (adizer0) | 66.09 | 94% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3379. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 66.08 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
| 3380. | nishinoodles (xjoshh35) | 66.08 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 3381. | Roseylove (error404_fish) | 66.06 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 3382. | Justin (justin1013) | 66.06 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |