So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21944. | John (ruslan) | 65.22 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 21945. | Krzysiek (ksm123) | 65.22 | 98% | 2014-03-13 |
| 21946. | peter (karangoyal07@gmail.com) | 65.22 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 21947. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 65.22 | 97% | 2015-03-08 |
| 21948. | Joe (koolkat250) | 65.21 | 89% | 2016-05-19 |
| 21949. | SugarKane (01203531174) | 65.21 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 21950. | Armen (teddybear2722) | 65.21 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 21951. | Ruuii (kodanda) | 65.20 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 21952. | Keith (keithbingeau) | 65.20 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 21953. | Arnold (victorvolts_123) | 65.20 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 21954. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 65.20 | 85% | 2015-12-27 |
| 21955. | Stefan (lingprak) | 65.20 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 21956. | Lavran (galilee) | 65.20 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
| 21957. | Jeremiah (ps4invancouver) | 65.20 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 21958. | Nam Hải (macvan) | 65.20 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 21959. | steve (applepie) | 65.20 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 21960. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 65.19 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 21961. | NAGAMOTO (hussain_vx) | 65.19 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 21962. | Addison (extra_sauce) | 65.19 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 21963. | dw (skyyz) | 65.19 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 21964. | Usman (grim_09) | 65.19 | 94% | 2021-07-01 |
| 21965. | Tuttifrutti (tuttifrutti) | 65.19 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 21966. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 65.19 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 21967. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 65.18 | 96.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 21968. | Alex (dacen) | 65.18 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 21969. | Amanda (aj1111) | 65.18 | 98% | 2013-03-31 |
| 21970. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 65.18 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 21971. | Van (motorhobo) | 65.18 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 21972. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 65.18 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 21973. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 65.18 | 98% | 2014-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |