I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7999. | Niko (invadedzim) | 95.58 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 8000. | ladia (ladia) | 95.58 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8001. | Timothy (anita_p) | 95.58 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 8002. | checky (teengirlygirl) | 95.57 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 8003. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 95.57 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 8004. | Smeej (smeej) | 95.57 | 97.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 8005. | Genesis (buasch) | 95.57 | 99% | 2018-05-06 |
| 8006. | colin699 (colin699) | 95.56 | 99% | 2025-03-31 |
| 8007. | srini (srinidhisrinivas) | 95.56 | 98.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 8008. | Adam (wolf359) | 95.56 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 8009. | Eric (envyhope) | 95.56 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 8010. | Josep M (josepot) | 95.56 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 8011. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 95.55 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 8012. | JD (jigglyjd) | 95.55 | 98.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 8013. | BiefBink (biefbink) | 95.55 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 8014. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 95.54 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| 8015. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 95.53 | 100% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8016. | zig (gluegluglu) | 95.53 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 8017. | Nathan (napperino) | 95.53 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 8018. | Isaac (ike02man) | 95.53 | 99% | 2024-02-27 |
| 8019. | 👺 (confiscar) | 95.53 | 97.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 8020. | FedEx Truck (yena_) | 95.53 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8021. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 95.53 | 100% | 2018-08-29 |
| 8022. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 95.53 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8023. | Aaron (lurn2spel) | 95.53 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 8024. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 95.53 | 98% | 2025-08-02 |
| 8025. | Ryan (nayrorn) | 95.53 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8026. | Grigor (grigor) | 95.53 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 8027. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 95.52 | 90% | 2017-02-20 |
| 8028. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 95.52 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |