So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4229. | Chris (chsanfor) | 101.95 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 4230. | Khadea (charter) | 101.95 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 4231. | oddblob3000 (oddblob3000) | 101.93 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4232. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 101.93 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 4233. | RSM (rsmh) | 101.93 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 4234. | Ahro (2easy) | 101.92 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 4235. | Evan (evanspec) | 101.92 | 90% | 2015-02-15 |
| 4236. | Paolo (invelt) | 101.92 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4237. | James (fibbler) | 101.91 | 98% | 2011-08-10 |
| 4238. | L (pbjsandwich) | 101.91 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4239. | Keegan (tehvulpes) | 101.91 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 4240. | Rae (raedog) | 101.91 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4241. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 101.90 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4242. | TinumÃr (tinumir) | 101.89 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4243. | cope (xucolite) | 101.89 | 95.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4244. | adr (sinth) | 101.88 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 4245. | igs (x7041) | 101.87 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 4246. | Intisar (bluebomb) | 101.87 | 90% | 2011-06-15 |
| 4247. | Griff (griffgriffgriff) | 101.87 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 4248. | Felix (flashy123) | 101.87 | 97% | 2012-06-16 |
| 4249. | Chadwick (chadwickseo) | 101.87 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 4250. | yves (yves103) | 101.86 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 4251. | iStore (istoreuser) | 101.86 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 4252. | Prasant (man_iac) | 101.85 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 4253. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 101.85 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 4254. | Lijah (bizarre) | 101.85 | 95% | 2014-02-10 |
| 4255. | Suzy (colemak5) | 101.85 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 4256. | Snekentine (snekentine) | 101.84 | 98.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 4257. | onenamedlucas (onenamedlucas) | 101.84 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4258. | zigo (donkeyking123) | 101.83 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |