The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21398. | Atreides (atreidaus) | 73.87 | 98.8% | 2024-04-27 |
| 21399. | Rahul M (roboto7o32oo3) | 73.87 | 97% | 2023-12-15 |
| 21400. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 73.87 | 94% | 2023-01-20 |
| 21401. | Memresable (memresable) | 73.87 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
| 21402. | jax (daddydiesel) | 73.87 | 95% | 2012-09-02 |
| 21403. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 73.87 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 21404. | Mindy (minnie3319) | 73.86 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 21405. | K (tmkbruh) | 73.86 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 21406. | skelly (skellyjonut) | 73.86 | 95.7% | 2024-05-20 |
| 21407. | iep (iebeaux) | 73.86 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 21408. | wai ming (wmtai) | 73.86 | 98.8% | 2023-08-03 |
| 21409. | Zak (zajawe) | 73.86 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21410. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 73.86 | 93% | 2013-05-23 |
| 21411. | Lubomir (lanastasov) | 73.86 | 95% | 2011-12-09 |
| 21412. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 73.86 | 95% | 2017-12-12 |
| 21413. | Master (nasty121) | 73.86 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 21414. | greyb (greyb) | 73.85 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21415. | Ironwork (ironwork) | 73.85 | 94.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 21416. | furqanmahmood (furqanmahmood) | 73.85 | 97.2% | 2023-11-20 |
| 21417. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 73.85 | 96.9% | 2024-07-24 |
| 21418. | Austin (ahat) | 73.85 | 89% | 2011-09-14 |
| 21419. | zz (lexi2_2) | 73.84 | 97% | 2026-03-09 |
| 21420. | Vanness (vanness_c) | 73.84 | 98% | 2026-01-31 |
| 21421. | Phan Anh Tuấn (tame_2007) | 73.84 | 95% | 2024-12-10 |
| 21422. | M (ezdr) | 73.84 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 21423. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 73.84 | 98.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 21424. | Njord (njord19) | 73.84 | 97.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21425. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 73.84 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 21426. | MLSN (mlsn) | 73.84 | 96% | 2012-10-12 |
| 21427. | Heather (bowlinprincess) | 73.84 | 93% | 2011-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |