I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9504. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 83.89 | 97% | 2025-12-30 |
| 9505. | mooNasr (moonasr_22) | 83.89 | 99.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9506. | Kyle (kaididntdoit) | 83.88 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9507. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 83.87 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 9508. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 83.87 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9509. | a (bobbobdob) | 83.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9510. | Marcki (marcki) | 83.87 | 94.7% | 2024-08-27 |
| 9511. | rajesh (rmalli) | 83.86 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9512. | Minho (minhokim560) | 83.86 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 9513. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 83.85 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9514. | tla (wackyracer23) | 83.85 | 95% | 2025-04-17 |
| 9515. | As-mar (burnflare) | 83.84 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 9516. | C4ll Me Sir (ssidd) | 83.84 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9517. | Ling (ling_630) | 83.84 | 98% | 2024-07-14 |
| 9518. | Lmaoliet (lmaoliet1990) | 83.84 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 9519. | Andrew (certifiedlosing) | 83.84 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9520. | Matthew (grenox) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9521. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 83.83 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9522. | 0z0ne (0z0nee) | 83.83 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9523. | Rico (satoshi444) | 83.82 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9524. | Payden (licet) | 83.82 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9525. | Maza (lordmaza) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9526. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 83.82 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9527. | Hamzah (razormantis) | 83.81 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 9528. | Mikasa (yoshi38) | 83.81 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9529. | UnkNowN (unknown752) | 83.81 | 99% | 2024-03-27 |
| 9530. | clap (cl4pb3) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 9531. | Gambito (gambitodebabak) | 83.81 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 9532. | 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓹𝓸... | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9533. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |