Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1994. | Dig (digbo) | 85.79 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1995. | (menacing) | 85.78 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1996. | Jainil (jainilsutaria1) | 85.77 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1997. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1998. | Tj (minotourr) | 85.76 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1999. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2000. | Square (squareslice) | 85.73 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2001. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 85.73 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2002. | Naka (naka_box) | 85.72 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2003. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 85.72 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2004. | John (jgrasso4) | 85.71 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2005. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 85.69 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 2006. | Joe (eoj05) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2007. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 85.68 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2008. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2009. | David (dzhang2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 2010. | Greg (gregmolick) | 85.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2011. | João (baite) | 85.61 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2012. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 85.61 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2013. | Arnold (emmett95) | 85.60 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2014. | Josh (phylem) | 85.57 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2015. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 85.54 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2016. | ting (ytg02) | 85.53 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2017. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 85.53 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2018. | Yan Ye Chen (ministirith) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2019. | Gabriel (gabrielsqw) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2020. | Chris (itseverydaybro) | 85.50 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2021. | olari (olaridv) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2022. | Ted (macfan) | 85.43 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 2023. | Juan (ufcjuanchi) | 85.43 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |