I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13873. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 76.45 | 94.4% | 2025-03-07 |
| 13874. | Iris (irxs) | 76.45 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13875. | David (hugger69) | 76.45 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13876. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 76.45 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 13877. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 76.44 | 96% | 2025-09-01 |
| 13878. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 76.44 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 13879. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 76.44 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 13880. | Ankit (anky_96) | 76.44 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 13881. | Niccolo (nthperez) | 76.43 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 13882. | Xel (xelqqii) | 76.43 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13883. | Deanna (deanname) | 76.43 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 13884. | Frittles (deth_lettus) | 76.43 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 13885. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 76.43 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 13886. | JBOW (jbow_1265) | 76.42 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13887. | kramton (kramnot) | 76.42 | 95.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13888. | Wusien (wusien) | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 13889. | Greg (gregeryb) | 76.41 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13890. | The Tortoise (theman77) | 76.41 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13891. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 76.40 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13892. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 76.40 | 98% | 2023-11-28 |
| 13893. | Peter (p3t3rtm) | 76.40 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 13894. | parteek (parteek) | 76.40 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 13895. | OPservator (opservator_o2o) | 76.39 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13896. | lavender (lavv88) | 76.39 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 13897. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 76.39 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
| 13898. | dumbdwei (cringe69) | 76.39 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13899. | Yoshizawa (yoshizawa) | 76.38 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13900. | Murali Prasanth (muralipras... | 76.38 | 98.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 13901. | Shark (j0venator) | 76.38 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13902. | Brian (desbrigs) | 76.38 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |