So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21373. | Samantha (sammyloohoo) | 66.12 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 21374. | IIIJJJ88 (mrjaiani) | 66.12 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 21375. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 66.12 | 93% | 2015-12-19 |
| 21376. | Christian Ian (csalas) | 66.12 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 21377. | AWE (awicek) | 66.11 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 21378. | Allard (captainallard) | 66.11 | 96.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21379. | Vishnu Chauhan (vishnuchauhan) | 66.11 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 21380. | Harun (sonicster) | 66.11 | 95% | 2013-01-06 |
| 21381. | Charles (charles_baybay) | 66.11 | 95% | 2019-09-14 |
| 21382. | C-Monky (chipvj) | 66.11 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 21383. | Alcal (alcal) | 66.11 | 97% | 2014-04-17 |
| 21384. | Dvorak Keyboard (douglasawe... | 66.10 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 21385. | Your (carma_626) | 66.10 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 21386. | Marc (metanoia2125) | 66.10 | 97% | 2015-01-03 |
| 21387. | Khánh (0932275045) | 66.10 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
| 21388. | luckyboy (luckyboy1234) | 66.10 | 92% | 2013-10-16 |
| 21389. | Daniel (grebbie) | 66.09 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 21390. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 66.09 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 21391. | twined (canipleasehaveaname) | 66.09 | 94% | 2023-04-30 |
| 21392. | Tardimus (udud) | 66.09 | 88% | 2012-10-24 |
| 21393. | Jin (jin_an) | 66.09 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 21394. | Anton (ntfs92) | 66.09 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 21395. | Val (reaper7) | 66.09 | 94% | 2013-10-16 |
| 21396. | Chedi (sheshay) | 66.08 | 96.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21397. | KraZy (krazy_007) | 66.08 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| 21398. | Delaney (analog) | 66.08 | 95% | 2015-03-11 |
| 21399. | adam (wtl1998) | 66.08 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 21400. | ollir (ollir) | 66.08 | 93% | 2014-01-06 |
| 21401. | baker (bm_anas) | 66.08 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 21402. | Zaini (zainizain) | 66.07 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |