So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25335. | terry (terrythaibao) | 60.02 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 25336. | Vova (senya) | 60.02 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 25337. | Elaine (elaine_seng666) | 60.01 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 25338. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 60.01 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 25339. | Duarte (nayd) | 60.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 25340. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 60.01 | 98% | 2015-11-02 |
| 25341. | Vander (vanderkhoe) | 60.01 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 25342. | Lizzie (lizzie731996) | 60.01 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 25343. | Christian (ernsthippe) | 60.00 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 25344. | Kokichi (kokichiouman) | 60.00 | 93% | 2020-08-30 |
| 25345. | G (mrconductor) | 60.00 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 25346. | kashif (1122kashif) | 59.99 | 97% | 2015-06-01 |
| 25347. | Agent (jterzian2) | 59.99 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 25348. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 59.99 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 25349. | mort (mort96) | 59.99 | 92% | 2013-12-25 |
| 25350. | sabbir (leoshabr) | 59.99 | 94% | 2013-07-18 |
| 25351. | jhollister (jhollister) | 59.98 | 94% | 2015-08-11 |
| 25352. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 25353. | GreatKing (greatking) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 25354. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 59.98 | 93% | 2021-12-02 |
| 25355. | bach (bachrice) | 59.98 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 25356. | Christoffer (poetastrophe) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-11-13 |
| 25357. | Amelia Pond (littlemouse) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-02-15 |
| 25358. | Zuber (zuberchip) | 59.97 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 25359. | Mayley (mayleey) | 59.97 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 25360. | Yahyobek (yahyobek) | 59.97 | 95.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 25361. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 59.97 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25362. | Tmack (tmack13) | 59.96 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 25363. | David (davylern) | 59.96 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
| 25364. | alok (alokt5337) | 59.96 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |