So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23587. | (leafy) | 62.19 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 23588. | (jpm13ar) | 62.19 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 23589. | (changofeliz) | 62.19 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 23590. | Will (william_wang) | 62.18 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 23591. | (slowsoap) | 62.18 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 23592. | (swapneel_das) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 23593. | (ironclaw_nl) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23594. | (dementoriit) | 62.18 | 91% | 2012-06-02 |
| 23595. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 62.17 | 86% | 2011-05-03 |
| 23596. | (cmiles33) | 62.17 | 91% | 2016-02-04 |
| 23597. | (zerogravt) | 62.17 | 95% | 2012-02-03 |
| 23598. | (sunnyinam786) | 62.17 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 23599. | Arman (yesenarman) | 62.17 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 23600. | (skadri) | 62.17 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 23601. | (quangnd) | 62.17 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 23602. | (ariobarzan) | 62.17 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 23603. | (im_eagle) | 62.16 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 23604. | Vartira (vartira) | 62.16 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 23605. | (gream) | 62.16 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 23606. | (samadhi) | 62.16 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 23607. | (sam1490) | 62.15 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23608. | (theakonigod) | 62.15 | 93% | 2019-06-29 |
| 23609. | (holw) | 62.15 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 23610. | (full_metal) | 62.15 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 23611. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 62.15 | 93% | 2018-08-30 |
| 23612. | (jatin19902017) | 62.15 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 23613. | Env (envielox) | 62.15 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 23614. | (libervurto) | 62.14 | 91% | 2016-04-04 |
| 23615. | (r_e_v) | 62.13 | 97.5% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23616. | Azu (azudeus) | 62.13 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |