Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16015. | Who said you had to be good... | 74.92 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 16016. | Jorge (arrogantbeggar) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 16017. | White (thewhitehawk) | 74.92 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 16018. | Vanessa (sashavanessaa) | 74.92 | 98% | 2013-07-09 |
| 16019. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 74.92 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 16020. | Free Bird (kono_dio_da) | 74.92 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 16021. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 74.91 | 92% | 2014-03-30 |
| 16022. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 74.91 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 16023. | Staci (stacirenee) | 74.91 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 16024. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 74.91 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 16025. | IM (slowandslow) | 74.91 | 97% | 2013-12-02 |
| 16026. | Sompang (mplegato) | 74.91 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 16027. | Dante (dark_fart) | 74.91 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 16028. | Chirag (crg91) | 74.91 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 16029. | Robby (ribby03) | 74.91 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 16030. | John (joney33) | 74.91 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| 16031. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 74.90 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 16032. | Guest (insi) | 74.90 | 96% | 2016-08-02 |
| 16033. | Cullen (grayhd) | 74.90 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 16034. | ไมค์ (snthsnth) | 74.90 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 16035. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 74.90 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
| 16036. | Sohail (whoisdave) | 74.90 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16037. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 74.90 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 16038. | Ali (alithepanda) | 74.89 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 16039. | Space (spacecarrot) | 74.89 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 16040. | Bob (bertramc) | 74.88 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 16041. | Adrian (socrates_p) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-12-31 |
| 16042. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 74.87 | 92% | 2014-07-13 |
| 16043. | Pichawee (pichaweek) | 74.87 | 97% | 2015-03-08 |
| 16044. | raf (anigma) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |