I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9632. | khh (khha) | 87.54 | 97% | 2024-11-22 |
| 9633. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 87.54 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9634. | b (maskedvigilance) | 87.54 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9635. | Tarun (troon) | 87.54 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9636. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 87.54 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9637. | haaatdog (haaatdog) | 87.53 | 99% | 2025-05-26 |
| 9638. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 87.53 | 94% | 2015-08-31 |
| 9639. | James (profjimbob) | 87.53 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9640. | Radu (raduk) | 87.53 | 91% | 2015-10-13 |
| 9641. | Jean (jetowl) | 87.52 | 97% | 2026-01-15 |
| 9642. | Simon (simongreen491) | 87.52 | 97.1% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9643. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 87.52 | 96% | 2025-05-27 |
| 9644. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 87.52 | 97.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9645. | Kai (bossk908) | 87.52 | 95.7% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9646. | Fabian (fabiangubler) | 87.52 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9647. | Cybaen (babyeater0) | 87.52 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9648. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 87.51 | 98.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9649. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 87.51 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9650. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 87.51 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 9651. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 87.51 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9652. | Cullen (grayhd) | 87.51 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9653. | ilovefilos (vux001) | 87.50 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 9654. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 87.50 | 97.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 9655. | Alex (alexdf54) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9656. | crytl (crytl) | 87.50 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9657. | ^-^ (monte123) | 87.50 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9658. | Noah (apzllo) | 87.50 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9659. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 9660. | V (vvww) | 87.49 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9661. | Mike (chuangman) | 87.49 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |